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[U: Girlfriend]

I hate to be a hater, but..

The jokes in this 'toon are so weak I feel like I've lost valuable guffaws I may have enjoyed in the future. The artwork and v/o meet or exceed expectations, but without even one decent LOL I can find no reason to reccomend this to anyone. I mean, the final punchline is almost identical to the joke before it, and the only other joke in the movie is a weak pun (which was sadly the highlight of it for me). I'm not trying to be a dick here, so I'm sorry for being so negative, but for a second I almost felt personally offended by how unfunny this movie was. I wouldn't even care if the whole thing was crappy, but I get the sense you could do much better, and I was disapointed when the writing didn't match the quality of the rest of the work that went in. That being said, it really doesn't matter what I think. Take it easy, and good luck with all your future projects.

Blakant responds:

well this is a short, so we only done 1 or 2 punch, guess those punches miss on ya. lol
we will try to be more funny next time...

[Silent Mario Film]

omng u r racest

i cant beeleeve u r so racest u must b gay lol u suk u shud not say n****r
o & mario iz over dun u cant liek him anymore cuz i sed so & sprites suk o wate u probably liek that lol

fag

-Andy Nixon (the author (as in the guy who made this movie (seriously, this review is a joke, don't let it stop you from watching (seriously)))

Decleinad responds:

Whatever, lady. I'm getting sick of explaining this to people, okay? We're not racist, it was just a joke. God, what a fucking idiot.

Oh, and there should be four Parenthesis at the end of your signature... Retard...

[Sprite Wars: Definitive]

What's differant this time around?

Seems like the same old crap from before.
Just so you know, I'm not stalking you. Everytime I see "Sprite Wars" in the portal, I think "My god, again?", give it a quick look, and promptly give it a zero. I still don't honestly have anything against you, but I don't like being called a dipshit, or being told to go fuck myself, and I'm going to give you an actual, honest to God review.
The graphics in Metal Slug are excellent, but that was mostly because of the wonderful animation. It was smooth, and had a great cartoony feel to it. This movie loses that. It seems more like Metal Slug's retarded little brother.
I think the music is enough to make some people go "OMG TWIZTED ZIZTER OMG OMG OMG IM GOING 2 VOTE 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111" I don't go in for that. If you set this movie to Tool (one of my favorite bands) it still wouldn't be enough to get a five out of me.
It's just no good. I'm not going to be rude here, I think you can do better. I don't want to be your enemy here. Make something new next time, that's all I ask. The fact that you made a movie at all shows you have the ability to make something worthy of a nice score.

Skater00004444EWATER responds:

Fair enough, but just so you know, I combined all of the previous ones into this, fixed the text error, and added a main menu. That's why I released this one.

[sprite Wars Part 1 and 2]

Terrible

You said you didn't mind negitive reviews as long as they gave you a reason, but you still didn't like Deckleinad's review much, did you? Are you ten years old or what? It's too bad you can't mark responses to reviews as abusive.

This movie just plain out wasn't any good. Even if you hadn't called me a dipshit and everything, I'd still have thought so.

Now go ahead and insult me since you don't have to worry about me responding to it. I had no problem with you until you did all that immature shit.

Have a nice day.

Skater00004444EWATER responds:

Have a nice day.

[Sprite Wars Part 1]

I care not for this movie.

I can't even make a guess at what band did this song. Taking Back Sunday or some crap like that. I can't even tell, they all sound exactly the same to me.

The movie, though... not much better. It seemed like you improvised the whole thing while you were animating it.

Better luck next time, I guess.

Skater00004444EWATER responds:

Song will be changed in the next episode. Besides that, "I care not for" your review, dipshit.

[FBF Madness]

Very Very Cool

That was so damn pretty. Time for a handshake.

Rubbertje responds:

Haha, I thank you very much!

[Metal Gear Domestic]

Sort of funny, I guess. Mostly boring.

That movie was way too long, and didn't entertain me much at all. The end part was funny when it first switched over to you playing videogames, but that even went on a little too long. The extras weren't that totally awesome, either, but the part after the credits made me chuckle.

Techneon responds:

oh well, can't please everybody.

but you can with a good old fashioned Arnie call