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U: Girlfriend U: Girlfriend

Rated 2 / 5 stars

I hate to be a hater, but..

The jokes in this 'toon are so weak I feel like I've lost valuable guffaws I may have enjoyed in the future. The artwork and v/o meet or exceed expectations, but without even one decent LOL I can find no reason to reccomend this to anyone. I mean, the final punchline is almost identical to the joke before it, and the only other joke in the movie is a weak pun (which was sadly the highlight of it for me). I'm not trying to be a dick here, so I'm sorry for being so negative, but for a second I almost felt personally offended by how unfunny this movie was. I wouldn't even care if the whole thing was crappy, but I get the sense you could do much better, and I was disapointed when the writing didn't match the quality of the rest of the work that went in. That being said, it really doesn't matter what I think. Take it easy, and good luck with all your future projects.

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Blakant responds:

well this is a short, so we only done 1 or 2 punch, guess those punches miss on ya. lol
we will try to be more funny next time...

Silent Mario Film Silent Mario Film

Rated 0 / 5 stars

omng u r racest

i cant beeleeve u r so racest u must b gay lol u suk u shud not say n****r
o & mario iz over dun u cant liek him anymore cuz i sed so & sprites suk o wate u probably liek that lol


-Andy Nixon (the author (as in the guy who made this movie (seriously, this review is a joke, don't let it stop you from watching (seriously)))

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Decleinad responds:

Whatever, lady. I'm getting sick of explaining this to people, okay? We're not racist, it was just a joke. God, what a fucking idiot.

Oh, and there should be four Parenthesis at the end of your signature... Retard...

How to make a sandwich! How to make a sandwich!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The flash we've all been waiting for!

You, sir, are a genius. A master of flash and sandwiches alike. I congratulate you on a job well done.

American Idiot American Idiot

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It's not a bad video, I guess.

The only thing is, I'm so sick of American Idiot. Maybe I shouldn't have watched if I didn't want to hear the song, but that's just not how I roll, see? How can you not be sick of it, too, though? Why make a video of it? This song's everywhere already. I'd have made a video for one of their new songs that not everyone has heard already (if there's still one left). If my band got big, and they started playing my song as much as they do with American Idiot, I'd go on TV and say "You know what, if you don't stop playing this song, we're going to stop making music forever. You got that? So knock it off... Bloody wankers..." Because when I get famous I plan on adopting an English accent like Madonna.

Dancin Wolf Dancin Wolf

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Tis a fine wolf, my friend.

I've seen few wolves as fine as this, I must say. Positively wolftastic.

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Sprite Wars: Definitive Sprite Wars: Definitive

Rated 0 / 5 stars

What's differant this time around?

Seems like the same old crap from before.
Just so you know, I'm not stalking you. Everytime I see "Sprite Wars" in the portal, I think "My god, again?", give it a quick look, and promptly give it a zero. I still don't honestly have anything against you, but I don't like being called a dipshit, or being told to go fuck myself, and I'm going to give you an actual, honest to God review.
The graphics in Metal Slug are excellent, but that was mostly because of the wonderful animation. It was smooth, and had a great cartoony feel to it. This movie loses that. It seems more like Metal Slug's retarded little brother.
I think the music is enough to make some people go "OMG TWIZTED ZIZTER OMG OMG OMG IM GOING 2 VOTE 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111" I don't go in for that. If you set this movie to Tool (one of my favorite bands) it still wouldn't be enough to get a five out of me.
It's just no good. I'm not going to be rude here, I think you can do better. I don't want to be your enemy here. Make something new next time, that's all I ask. The fact that you made a movie at all shows you have the ability to make something worthy of a nice score.

Skater00004444EWATER responds:

Fair enough, but just so you know, I combined all of the previous ones into this, fixed the text error, and added a main menu. That's why I released this one.

sprite Wars Part 1 and 2 sprite Wars Part 1 and 2

Rated 0 / 5 stars


You said you didn't mind negitive reviews as long as they gave you a reason, but you still didn't like Deckleinad's review much, did you? Are you ten years old or what? It's too bad you can't mark responses to reviews as abusive.

This movie just plain out wasn't any good. Even if you hadn't called me a dipshit and everything, I'd still have thought so.

Now go ahead and insult me since you don't have to worry about me responding to it. I had no problem with you until you did all that immature shit.

Have a nice day.

Skater00004444EWATER responds:

Have a nice day.

Ballistics Demonstration Ballistics Demonstration

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Kind of pretty but no real content

It was kind of neat. Not a whole lot to it, though, huh? But, they're guns, and people seem to like guns, so good work.

DucktaleZ 3 DucktaleZ 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You're my new boyfriend.

I love this movie so freaking much. I can't believe I put off watching it so long. DEFINATELY going on my favorites. This is just the sort of stuff me and my friends talk about right here.

Can I have a hug?

MGS 3: Crab Battle MGS 3: Crab Battle

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This was the best MGS parody I've ever seen. 'Course, I haven't seen many... And they sucked... But this is fantastic.

I'm going to be yelling crab battle all the time, now.