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[U: Girlfriend]

I hate to be a hater, but..

The jokes in this 'toon are so weak I feel like I've lost valuable guffaws I may have enjoyed in the future. The artwork and v/o meet or exceed expectations, but without even one decent LOL I can find no reason to reccomend this to anyone. I mean, the final punchline is almost identical to the joke before it, and the only other joke in the movie is a weak pun (which was sadly the highlight of it for me). I'm not trying to be a dick here, so I'm sorry for being so negative, but for a second I almost felt personally offended by how unfunny this movie was. I wouldn't even care if the whole thing was crappy, but I get the sense you could do much better, and I was disapointed when the writing didn't match the quality of the rest of the work that went in. That being said, it really doesn't matter what I think. Take it easy, and good luck with all your future projects.

Blakant responds:

well this is a short, so we only done 1 or 2 punch, guess those punches miss on ya. lol
we will try to be more funny next time...

[Silent Mario Film]

omng u r racest

i cant beeleeve u r so racest u must b gay lol u suk u shud not say n****r
o & mario iz over dun u cant liek him anymore cuz i sed so & sprites suk o wate u probably liek that lol

fag

-Andy Nixon (the author (as in the guy who made this movie (seriously, this review is a joke, don't let it stop you from watching (seriously)))

Decleinad responds:

Whatever, lady. I'm getting sick of explaining this to people, okay? We're not racist, it was just a joke. God, what a fucking idiot.

Oh, and there should be four Parenthesis at the end of your signature... Retard...

[How to make a sandwich!]

The flash we've all been waiting for!

You, sir, are a genius. A master of flash and sandwiches alike. I congratulate you on a job well done.

[Dancin Wolf]

Tis a fine wolf, my friend.

I've seen few wolves as fine as this, I must say. Positively wolftastic.

[DucktaleZ 3]

You're my new boyfriend.

I love this movie so freaking much. I can't believe I put off watching it so long. DEFINATELY going on my favorites. This is just the sort of stuff me and my friends talk about right here.

Can I have a hug?

[MGS 3: Crab Battle]

Jawesome

This was the best MGS parody I've ever seen. 'Course, I haven't seen many... And they sucked... But this is fantastic.

I'm going to be yelling crab battle all the time, now.