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[U: Girlfriend]

I hate to be a hater, but..

The jokes in this 'toon are so weak I feel like I've lost valuable guffaws I may have enjoyed in the future. The artwork and v/o meet or exceed expectations, but without even one decent LOL I can find no reason to reccomend this to anyone. I mean, the final punchline is almost identical to the joke before it, and the only other joke in the movie is a weak pun (which was sadly the highlight of it for me). I'm not trying to be a dick here, so I'm sorry for being so negative, but for a second I almost felt personally offended by how unfunny this movie was. I wouldn't even care if the whole thing was crappy, but I get the sense you could do much better, and I was disapointed when the writing didn't match the quality of the rest of the work that went in. That being said, it really doesn't matter what I think. Take it easy, and good luck with all your future projects.

Blakant responds:

well this is a short, so we only done 1 or 2 punch, guess those punches miss on ya. lol
we will try to be more funny next time...

[Silent Mario Film]

omng u r racest

i cant beeleeve u r so racest u must b gay lol u suk u shud not say n****r
o & mario iz over dun u cant liek him anymore cuz i sed so & sprites suk o wate u probably liek that lol

fag

-Andy Nixon (the author (as in the guy who made this movie (seriously, this review is a joke, don't let it stop you from watching (seriously)))

Decleinad responds:

Whatever, lady. I'm getting sick of explaining this to people, okay? We're not racist, it was just a joke. God, what a fucking idiot.

Oh, and there should be four Parenthesis at the end of your signature... Retard...

[FBF Madness]

Very Very Cool

That was so damn pretty. Time for a handshake.

Rubbertje responds:

Haha, I thank you very much!

[Metal Gear Domestic]

Sort of funny, I guess. Mostly boring.

That movie was way too long, and didn't entertain me much at all. The end part was funny when it first switched over to you playing videogames, but that even went on a little too long. The extras weren't that totally awesome, either, but the part after the credits made me chuckle.

Techneon responds:

oh well, can't please everybody.

but you can with a good old fashioned Arnie call